Very nice loving woman with a penis.

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Very cool and awesome and sexy and adorable and cute and smart. iT seems like many of you may be using your parents in drag as avatars because of sex perverts on the internet, i am not a sex pervert, though it does now seem a little forward having my wiener as my profile pic, deal with it.

Sign

Aquarius

My Body Type Is

Athletic

My Height Is

6' 2 (1.88 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Other

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Lips

My Hair Is

Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Other, I Own A Farm, No pets

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Current Employment Status Is

Work At Home

My Job Title Is

emperor

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Trying To Quit

I Drink

No

Back In High School, I Was A

Cool Dude

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Shy, Loud, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Outgoing, Dark

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Religion / Spirituality, Family, Dining, Photography, Exercising, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Dancing, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Playing Cards, Computers, Shopping

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Staying At Home, Relaxing, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Playing Video Games, Tv

An Ideal First Date Would Be

3 weeks of sex

I've Always Wanted To Try

Someboy loyal and not a dick, or some high-fidelity pussy, short with large booblies and a nice penis that is not huge and that does not taste like poopoo and should be long enough that you can successfully eat all my cum while i am riding you, or (respectively) not all stinky and diseasey and floppy. I don't care if the booblies is floppy but i would really not be enthused about having kids around. Waking up to it, saying goodnight to it, saying hello to it in the store or in line, but most importantly taking it out and showing it to me before you put it back in and again. Using it as a spoon for the bucket of it you make for me. Getting stuck together because we used candy as lube. Being propped back on my shoulders and you letting your cum run down my dick and into my mouth without having to drink my own cum too, that one., that is the one this space is for, okay.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Perfect

My Religion Is

Other

I Attend Services

Once

My Political Views Are

Not Sure

My Goal In Life Is

unattainable but pursuable and sexy.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, I'm A Movie Actor

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Gospel, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

Auto-biography, Fiction, Health, Home & Garden, Humor, Mathematics, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction

My Idea Of Fun Is

Stuff and things doing.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Good Looks

What Do You Look For?

Sanity, cleanliness, coolness, discipline, nonchalance, calmness, sexliness, eat my cum willinginess, no infidelity or disease or trashiness

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Marriage, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Just Wanna Fuck, Strap On Sex, Secretive Sex, Vacation Fuck