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Twainshakespeare

El Paso, Texas | Man Seeking A TS/TV/TG

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As
I have a high IQ and am very verbal
I live mostly in my head. As for sex, as Woody Allen said, I have practiced a lot on my own.
Love oral.
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Leo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is
Slender
My Height Is
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
I Have One Or More Of These
Dog, Other

Status

My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
My Speciality Is
Teacher / Education
My Job Title Is
Philosopher
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Often
I Drink
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is
Anti-social, Comedic, Dark, Friendly, Shy, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Arts & Crafts, Camping, Learning, Movies, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Theater
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Reading A Book, The Movies, Trying New Things
I've Always Wanted To Try
Honestly, while bi,I have never tried to know a transexual, and I have wanted to since before I knew females were that different.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is
Other
I Attend Services
Once
My Political Views Are
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is
Write the book I am working on, get published, and get as well known as Robert Pirsig, if not Douglas Adams or Tolkien.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch
Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Ambient, Blues, Electronic, Folk, Industrial, Jazz, New age, Pop, Punk, Rock, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read
Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, History, Mathematics, Philosophy, Poetry, Political, Religious, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is
Acting, writing reading talking with friends, listening to frioends, watching video or live performance art, listening to music, breathing, smoking, walking and sex

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Passiveness, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?
People who like me enough to want to be intimate, with whom I share that level of interest. Here I am more direct, but I also am ooking for friends. If love strikes, you are cupid's bitch,and what can you do?
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck