The MOST FUN Profile on TSDating!!
a2stud2
Seattle, Washington | Mand Søger en TS/TV/TG
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Jeg taler
Engelsk
Jeg beskriver mig selv som
I promise you this will be a fun profile. Really.
How do I know? Well, for one, because I wrote it. And for another, who else has a picture of them handfeeding a tiger!?! Hooray.
Ready? Here we go.
Currently, I’m in Seattle. I was born in Boston, and lived in NJ and went to school at Michigan.
I would go into finer detail, but I don’t know you well enough (yet).
Now you need to know a little bit about me. First, let's talk about the physical aspects. You'll note when and if we first meet that I am tall (6'1"). This is a good thing, because I can reach things on high shelves, and am not an easy target for hoodlums unless they are very short and sneaky.
You will also notice the following: I am bald. I have brown eyes, a massive nose I am quite self-conscious about (so please don’t point and laugh when you meet me) and straight, white teeth. I am not a male model, but I have dated many women, the vast majority of whom have said I am "handsome." Some have even called me “hot”. That’s good enough for me.
You are also probably interested in my employment status. I do work full-time, in a career-track position that is blessedly exactly what my previous work experience and education prepared me for, and also provides me enough money, a good work-life balance, a supportive work environment, and great benefits (including dental).
Describing my job, however, is a little difficult. My workspace has multiple monitors and different graphs on it at all times. I could be a NASA scientist, but I could also be an air traffic controller.
I have many interests. Please guess which one is not one of them:
A. Sports
B. Fitness
C. Watching MTV
D. Camping
E. Watching documentaries on Netflix
Additionally, I enjoy a good beer, reading, dancing and traveling. I’ve traveled enough in the past year to kill a small horse. How exactly traveling would be lethal to a horse, I will leave to your imagination, but I hope you get the impression that I am a voracious traveler.
Now you may be saying to yourself, "Damn. This guy sounds pretty cool. However, I would bet that he is not interested in me."
My response would be, "please try not to begin sentences with the word 'damn'."
I am interested in intelligent, ambitious and funny people. Of course physical attraction is part-and-parcel (did I just use that phrase?) of the other necessary aspects of a healthy, long-term relationship, but I have very eclectic tastes, so why don't you give it a shot?
Of course, if our online courtship turns into a pleasant phone conversation or two, please expect that I will ask you out.
We would do something fun. We could meet for dinner or a drink, go out for a walk, or go skydiving. These are fun activities.
Finally, we come to the end of the date.
It is entirely possible that I will do something to piss you off, and you will slap me. This has never happened to me before, but I won't discount the possibility.
However, perhaps the date ends amicably. We will shake hands and part ways. Lovely.
Or, things go very well. Before the date ends, we're making plans for a second date. In this case, we might kiss goodnight. This would be a viable option, and I think we would like it very much.
Sexually, I am hung, and a top only.
Regardless of whether you think I might be your type, I hope that you have enjoyed reading this monstrosity of a posting. If you like tall, outgoing men with good sense of humor, then you will like me. If you like short guys who are chasers, then you might consider moving on. Or you could try something different and drop me a line.
*Guarantee*: If this was not the most fun profile you saw on TSDating, please send me an email and I will be happy to take you out on a date. Come to think of it, that was the point of this profile in the first place.
*Guarantee void in the United States, Canada, and the North Pole.*
How do I know? Well, for one, because I wrote it. And for another, who else has a picture of them handfeeding a tiger!?! Hooray.
Ready? Here we go.
Currently, I’m in Seattle. I was born in Boston, and lived in NJ and went to school at Michigan.
I would go into finer detail, but I don’t know you well enough (yet).
Now you need to know a little bit about me. First, let's talk about the physical aspects. You'll note when and if we first meet that I am tall (6'1"). This is a good thing, because I can reach things on high shelves, and am not an easy target for hoodlums unless they are very short and sneaky.
You will also notice the following: I am bald. I have brown eyes, a massive nose I am quite self-conscious about (so please don’t point and laugh when you meet me) and straight, white teeth. I am not a male model, but I have dated many women, the vast majority of whom have said I am "handsome." Some have even called me “hot”. That’s good enough for me.
You are also probably interested in my employment status. I do work full-time, in a career-track position that is blessedly exactly what my previous work experience and education prepared me for, and also provides me enough money, a good work-life balance, a supportive work environment, and great benefits (including dental).
Describing my job, however, is a little difficult. My workspace has multiple monitors and different graphs on it at all times. I could be a NASA scientist, but I could also be an air traffic controller.
I have many interests. Please guess which one is not one of them:
A. Sports
B. Fitness
C. Watching MTV
D. Camping
E. Watching documentaries on Netflix
Additionally, I enjoy a good beer, reading, dancing and traveling. I’ve traveled enough in the past year to kill a small horse. How exactly traveling would be lethal to a horse, I will leave to your imagination, but I hope you get the impression that I am a voracious traveler.
Now you may be saying to yourself, "Damn. This guy sounds pretty cool. However, I would bet that he is not interested in me."
My response would be, "please try not to begin sentences with the word 'damn'."
I am interested in intelligent, ambitious and funny people. Of course physical attraction is part-and-parcel (did I just use that phrase?) of the other necessary aspects of a healthy, long-term relationship, but I have very eclectic tastes, so why don't you give it a shot?
Of course, if our online courtship turns into a pleasant phone conversation or two, please expect that I will ask you out.
We would do something fun. We could meet for dinner or a drink, go out for a walk, or go skydiving. These are fun activities.
Finally, we come to the end of the date.
It is entirely possible that I will do something to piss you off, and you will slap me. This has never happened to me before, but I won't discount the possibility.
However, perhaps the date ends amicably. We will shake hands and part ways. Lovely.
Or, things go very well. Before the date ends, we're making plans for a second date. In this case, we might kiss goodnight. This would be a viable option, and I think we would like it very much.
Sexually, I am hung, and a top only.
Regardless of whether you think I might be your type, I hope that you have enjoyed reading this monstrosity of a posting. If you like tall, outgoing men with good sense of humor, then you will like me. If you like short guys who are chasers, then you might consider moving on. Or you could try something different and drop me a line.
*Guarantee*: If this was not the most fun profile you saw on TSDating, please send me an email and I will be happy to take you out on a date. Come to think of it, that was the point of this profile in the first place.
*Guarantee void in the United States, Canada, and the North Pole.*
Underskriv
Fiskene
Udseende & Situation
Min kropstype er
Atletisk
Min højde er
185 cm
Mine øjne er
Sort
Min etnicitet er
Blandet etnicitet
Min civilstand er
Single
Jeg har børn
Nej
Jeg vil have børn
Ikke sikker
Mit bedste karaktertræk er
Øjne
Mit hår er
Skaldet
Status
Mit uddannelsesniveau er
Universitetsuddannet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er
Fuldtid
Mit speciale er
Finans / handel
Jeg tjener så meget på et år
Fra $100.000USD til $150.000USD
Jeg bor
Med værelseskammerat(er)
Jeg er ryger
Nej
Jeg drikker
Ja - til fester
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