last punches...

Говорим

Енглески

Мој опис

I survived a decade of Catholic school including a malicious hair-pulling incident at the hands of a disgruntled nun but fortunately no run-ins with the priest community. Yes I was emotionally scarred at a young age maybe that's why people believe I hail from New Jersey (my response is an emphatic no). Somehow my accredited high school university graduate program all passed me I did in fact see the inside of a classroom at least a few times. I've been fortunate enough to have worked in three different continents. But alas I relocated to the left coast in search of the perfect taco. As for fit & personality - Anyone who doesnt get the inherent genius behind Napoleon Dynamite ought to scurry back to their bridge games and Golden Girl reruns and as Uncle Rico so eloquently put it change your pampers while you're at it. I think Ali G is a comical genius (any cat whose subterfuge comes at the expense of stodgy pseudo-socialites and refined riff-raff is doing quite o-tay) My music tastes are quite eclectic - Dylan and Chuck D are both lyrical geniuses in my book. Seems like music is the only thing people don't fight about these days. Judge Judy ain't too bad either especially when she raises her voice. I also amassed a sweet Michael Jackson scrapbook back in the day but fortunately was never invited to the Neverland Ranch. Enough about me rather new to this city and looking for someone to hang with

Хороскопски знак

Бик

Моје грађа

Атлетска/обликована

Висина

188 цм

Боја очију

Плавa

Раса

Белац/Белкиња

Брачно стање

Никад нисам био/била у браку

Имам децу

Не

Желим децу

Нисам сигуран/сигурна

Моја најбоља карактеристика

Очи

Телесна обележја

Остало

Боја косе

Тамно плава

Имам

Немам кућне љубимце

Спреман/Спремна за селидбу

Да

Образовни ниво

Докторат

Мој радни однос

Пуно радно време

Моја струка

Финансије/Трговина

Мој годишњи приход

Више од $150.000USD

Живим

Сам(а)

Код куће

Понекад ми дођу пријатељи

Пушим

Не

Пијем

Да - у друштву

У средњој школи био/била сам

Тих(а)

У друштву сам

Посматрач, Дружељубив/дружељубива, Занимљив(а), Волим да флертујем

Моја интересовања и хобији

Спортове, Читање, Учење, Фотографија, Путовања, Волонтирање

Како замишљам провод

Дружење с пријатељима, Волим да испробавам нове ствари, Биоскоп, Клубови/барови, Пиће, Читање

Мој савршен први састанак

TP’ing my ex-boss’s home; people-watching, as well as watching that old nun on the public access channel, eating cereal out of the box, prank phone calling friends, and traveling with no agenda.
Honestly there is a certain bar in Koh Phangan, Thailand which I certainly wouldn’t mind losing myself with the right person.

Моји пријатељи кажу да сам

Дружељубив/дружељубива, Чудан/чудна, Блесав/блесава, Волим да флертујем

Религија

Остало

Идем у цркву

Једном месечно

Мој смисао за хумор

Паметан, Сиров/саркастичан, Блесав/блесава, Урнебесан/слепстик, Садистички

На ТВ-у увек гледам

Документарце, Филмове, ”Ријалити шоу” програме

У биоскопу увек гледам

Комедије, Драме, Документарце

Увек слушам

Реп, Рок, Класична, Звукови усисивача, Блуз, ”Њу ејџ” музика, Реге

Увек читам

Пословне, Фикције, Историјске, Филозофске, Религија, Сатире, Спортове

Како замишљам добру забаву

Waving to kids on school buses, smiling at elderly women on the street, gummy bears, European football, independent films, honking the horn indiscriminately while sitting in the passenger seat and calling my mom and dad

Шта Вас привлачи?

Интелигенција, Одважност, Спонтаност, Флертовање, Брижљивост

Шта тражите?

To swap random daily observations which are unintentionally funny. Smiles are definitely underrated as is a peculiar laugh. I like to listen and hear about you as i am not a huge fan of listening to myself filibuster. I enjoy being made fun of but at some point, reciprocity must be permitted. Loyalty and openness I value more than anything else. And you gotta have a little panache.

Какву везу тражите?

Небитно, Састанак, Остало