Fake Person seeks Fake Relationship

I Can Speak

English, Binary

I Would Describe Myself As

Totally fake. You must be too!

I Love:

-Wasting time
-Spam
-Endless Emails
-Scams
-Completely Fake People

I Can't Stand:

-Humor
-Lists
-Irony


So, if you’ve read this far I’m a DDF HWP man with a home, car, job, etc. I’m a professional photographer (you can see some of my trans clients in my gallery) and a part time musician and producer. I’d like to hear from you!

Sign

Capricorn

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

6' 1 (1.85 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Hands

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

I Own A Farm

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some University

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Entertainment / Media

My Job Title Is

Creative Director

I Live

Alone

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Often

Back In High School, I Was A

Brain

My Social Behavior Is

Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Dining, Photography, Reading, Sports, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Coffee, drinks, dinner... Anywhere we can actually talk and get to know one another a bit. I'm open to suggestions...

I've Always Wanted To Try

Flying an ultralight. You know those little flying things that are basically an engine with a seat?

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

I Attend Services

On Holidays

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

to beat a neutrino in a sprint ;)

To grow old with the one I love. (while we remain forever young intellectually)

To have no regrets.

To have lived and not simply to have existed.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, I Never Laugh

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Instructional, Movies, Sports

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Pop, Classical, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, Ambient, Reggae, Folk

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Ancient, Business, Classic, Computers, Fiction, History, Instructional, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical

My Idea Of Fun Is

hopefully very similar to your idea of fun. Otherwise it wouldn't, you know, be fun. Right? ;)

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness

What Do You Look For?

You are:
The proud owner of a smashing sense of humor.
Weird; Just not to the point where I'd often have to 'explain' you.
A little bit naughty
A little bit nice.
A lady who won't wear socks with sandals... and won't date men who do.
Pleased to be a 'smart chick'.
You tend to be skeptical of any who claim to know the 'real' truth.
You have a few 'real' truths of your own... but you need to know someone pretty well to let them in on it.
You like it when someone notices that you're an amazing person. But, you don't feel the need to explain just how cool you are to someone who hasn't noticed on their own.
Sure, you're beautiful, but you neither rely on your feminine wiles, nor do you pretend you don't mind tuning heads.
You _really_ can fully enjoy yourself at an embassy party or at uncle Jed's moonshine bash in TN
And most importantly: There is _something_ you're totally passionate about.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Doesnt Matter