Something to hold on to

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Writer, performer and occasional wit, often to my detriment. Have been a musician and actor. Sorry, I know how that must sound! Almost finished producing and directing a comedy film, which is why I'm slightly paranoid and cynical. Educated without being annoying. Rugged without being scary. Kind and mostly stupid. Funny. Probably too funny, often to my detriment. Romantic without dripping with cliches. Attractive without actually being that good-looking. Love retro music and fashion, metaphysics and vodka. Be nice if you did too in some ratio! I look like Kevin Spacey, only fatter. love honesty, devotion, creativity, a certain humility, and fake fur on a girl. Looking for a Shemale of any age, who understands and resonates with English comedy and culture. Hate arrogance, vanity, right-wingers and people who've been to theatre school, unless you are super-gifted, of course. Looking for a girl with a big mind. I'd like to reach your soul, and don't mind going via the scenic route.

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

Muscular

My Height Is

5' 10 (1.78 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

My Hair Is

Salt And Pepper

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Entertainment / Media

My Job Title Is

Filmmaker

I Make This Much In A Year

$75,000USD To $99,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - One Or Two

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Observant, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Religion / Spirituality, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Dress-up

An Ideal First Date Would Be

With Shania Twain... but failing that, your place!

I've Always Wanted To Try

There are no limits...

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Troublemaker

My Religion Is

Other

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Very Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

To finish my first feature film. Meet the perfect Cross-Gender girl...

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Pop, Classical, I'm A Recording Artist, Ambient, Folk

When I Read, I Always Read

Anthology, Biography, Classic, History, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Mystery, Philosophy, Reference, Satire, Science

My Idea Of Fun Is

Intimate drinks.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

Loyalty, laughter, intelligence and big hair.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date