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jerkuandmeoff

Des Plaines, Illinois | Man Seeking A TS/TV/TG

Basic Information

I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
santa clauss lookin if u havent beeen with a santa type person before, i also never been with a beautiful woman with a body and something extra or maybe a fixed 1...NEW TO THIS
Sign
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is
Stocky
My Height Is
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Other
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Lips
Body Art
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Other
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
My Speciality Is
Other
My Job Title Is
trying to please ladies needs
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
Alone
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is
Shy, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Religion / Spirituality, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be
going out for lunch or dinner, have some small talk and hopefully i'l get a kiss
I've Always Wanted To Try
i'l try just about anything once ...if i like it il do it again...i would love to try a 69 with u and hopefully ur penis isnt to long or hopefully ur been fixed
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Raunchy, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services
Once A Year
My Political Views Are
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is
try and make u happy
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Cartoons, Dramas, Instructional, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Family, Animation, I Don't Like Movies
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rock, Pop, Classical, I Don't Like Music, Blues, Jazz, Ambient, Soul, Reggae, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read
Ancient, Computers, Fiction, Mathematics, Mystery, Religious, Science Fiction, I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is
sitting around hugging and kissing maybe watch a love story or something ...making small talk ...WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO IS OK WITH ME

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?
Good Looks, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?
i love true redheads ...eye color very important {blue, green, hazel}...height very important {4'-10 " / 5'-6"} and love asians...will have to c u first ok to decide
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Doesnt Matter, Friend, Date, Oral Sex, Other