Madman on a quest.

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I never know what to write here. Well, here goes....... I have an IQ of one billion. I have discovered the Theory of Everything but I'm the only one who understands it. I am the cosmological constant that holds the very fabric of the universe together. Bill Gates is wealthy because I give him my spare change. I own the universe. I am Galactus, the Devourer of Worlds. I have broken every sports record...EVER. Arnold got his physique from doing my laundry. I am so rich I actually loaned the Earth to humanity. All of my past lovers are immortal and immune to disease from their encounters with me. Angelina Jolie settled for Brad Pitt because I wasn't interested. Megan Fox is a government experiment to try and make an ugly version of me. I build large suspension bridges with my bare hands. I can throw tennis rackets with deadly accuracy. I beat up Chuck Norris AND Mr. T to relax. Bruce Lee lived in fear of me. Prince is one of my pubic hairs gone rogue. Johnny Depp was once lint in my belly button. I have a 10G cellphone. I've read every book in the world. Twice. And, I can cook a 20 minute brownie in 10 minutes. I'm Batman.

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

Slim

My Height Is

Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

African American

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

Yes - Sometimes At Home

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Smile

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Salt And Pepper

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Entertainment / Media

My Job Title Is

Whatever....depends on what I'm doing.

I Make This Much In A Year

$45,000USD To $59,999USD

I Live

With Roomate(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Trying To Quit

I Drink

Yes - One Or Two

Back In High School, I Was A

Outcast

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Dining, Photography, Travel, Cooking, Playing Cards, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert

An Ideal First Date Would Be

One that I was on.

I've Always Wanted To Try

New things.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Cool

My Religion Is

Other

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Anarchist

My Goal In Life Is

To live fast, live long, leave clean underwear.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Cartoons, Movies, Re-runs, I Don't Like Tv

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Blues, Classical, Country, Folk, Gospel, Industrial, Jazz, Metal, Punk, Reggae, Rap, Rock, Soul

When I Read, I Always Read

Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Nature, News, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical

My Idea Of Fun Is

Having fun.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Flirtatiousness

What Do You Look For?

I have no idea, which is probably why I haven't found it yet.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Other, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Just Wanna Fuck