Looking for Ms. Perceptive.
mikes1911
Portland, Maine | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
First name
Michael
I Can Speak
English, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As
Just a man like a billion other men, a guy trained in watching the New York giants lose every day burn gal darn year lately and hoping the earths Sun won’t Burn out in a mere ten million years as predicted jeeze what will our dogs and cats think if there not able to go out to potty in the yards sh-tty deal u know only 10,000,000 years left I think we got the short end of this Stick on that one
Sign
Leo
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Muscular
My Height Is
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian, Other, Mixed Ethnic
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Inked All Over, Scarred, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Bald
I Have One Or More Of These
Other, No pets
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
My Speciality Is
Military
My Job Title Is
Marine
I Make This Much In A Year
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live
Alone, With Kid(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Socially
I Drink
Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is
Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Exercising, Reading, Movies, Travel, Cars, Fishing / Hunting
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Meet up then go from there be comfortably numb and enjoy your company if not then.....’C’ est la vie.......
I've Always Wanted To Try
Just flying off in one of those cliff diving bird suits then kids back home into the side of the said cliff to my death 💀
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Scientology
I Attend Services
On Holidays
My Political Views Are
Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is
Is to be oldest living presidential candidate in the White House whom is one libertarian lol
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rock, Metal, Pop, I Don't Like Music, Blues, New age, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
Biography, Business, History, Humor, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is
Is well your body next to mine pulled in super tight maybe some smart food popcorn a movie of your choice yes I know but even a chick flics got it’s rewards if I play my Cards correctly I may just get Some!
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
I look for looks of course I mean whom doesn’t look for initial great attraction rite? But then intellectually I’m more stimulated if your sexy and smarter than me I’m in big time kissing everything u don’t kiss great ur out
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Marriage, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck, Secretive Sex, Vacation Fuck