Very nice and smart teddy bear.

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I'm built like an NFL lineman. 6'4" short brown hair, hazel eyes, glasses, hairy chest/back, very non-threatening. Sort of big all over. Usually no facial hair.

I'm very smart and can be pretty sarcastic. I never get violent or yell, I just get a razor sharp wit instead.

I like stand up comedy, alt. rock, books that are non-fiction, Popular Science, daydreaming, naps, most things sexual, eating(obviously). I prefer walk-in showers to tub showers, and prefer lofts to houses. I have a Mac. I like sitting in the dark to think. I'm a private person, which people around me mistake for being sneaky. I'm very warm... literally. I'm like the straight version of a bear.

Sign

Scorpio

My Body Type Is

Heavyset

My Height Is

6' 4 (1.93 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

Warehouse

I Make This Much In A Year

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Comedic, Observant, Shy

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Computers, Cooking, Internet, Music

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Going Shopping, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Relaxing, Sleeping, The Movies

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Meeting somewhere quiet, getting food. Talking.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Is this worded so that people get sexual in their responses? Hmm...

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly

My Religion Is

Atheist

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

Happiness.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

New age, Punk, Rock

When I Read, I Always Read

Auto-biography, Comic, Humor, Political, Reference, Satire, Science

My Idea Of Fun Is

Anything sexual. Long drives where I explore the city. Going out to eat or playing in the kitchen. Listening to music or podcasts.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

Not really looking for a serious girlfriend. Just want someone for light conversation and heavy lust. I realize that many girls on her go for the athletic type of alpha male, but I'll let you put it in my ass... unlike Mr. Captain of the Football Team.

For naturally born women, it's pretty wide open, but for t-girls, my wants get more specific. Need breasts, preferably bigger than A-cup. Exceptions could be made if you are extra fem(hairless, smooth skin, small). A pretty, female face. Real hair. Pre or post is fine. Versatile is fine. I'd do my share, sexually. Ht/Wt proportionate - I know I'm not, but again, my standards for t-girls are higher. Ethnicity doesn't matter, just don't act all gangsta... be a lady. Hygiene is obviously important, and so is patience. Meaning, explain what the issue is and don't just storm off. I'd like someone warm as well and maybe a little nurturing. I don't want to be babied, but embrace isn't so bad, is it.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Intimate, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Just Wanna Fuck