5am and slightly inebriated

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Looking to make some friends and see where things go. As you may have guessed from my headline it is very late, i am bored and im slightly drunk. It is cinco de meyo after all. On the bright side you are getting an honest and very real description of me, for better or for worse. I work offshore as a tender/diver. I know most divers have a bad reputation down here but please dont assume that of me until you get to know me. Im young open minded and almost always smiling. Even when i shouldnt be. I have an inappropriate sense of humor and tend to be sarcastic at times. I laugh at dead baby jokes and still think poop is funny. On that not i hope you are not easily offended. As far as style and music go i guess Im somewhere between a country boy and punk rocker. Favorite bands include but are not limited to .357 string band, bob Dylan, sublime social distortion/mike Ness, howling wolf, muddy waters and choking victim. I love music and have respect for most every kind, Im just drawn to some more then others. I have quite a few tattoos and dont plan on stopping until i run out of room. I love art of all kinds, though Im not the most educated on the subject. I know what i like and dont need someone to tell me what is good and what isnt. Im not necessarly looking for a long term thing but certainly not opposed to the idea either. Looking for friends, date, drinking buddy etc. and see where things go. Anything else you want to know just ask. Please excuse any spelling errors, poor punctuation or typos. I am filling all of this out on my phone. Smart phones are not always so smart. That being said, i loathe and depore autocorrect more than almost anything.

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

6' 1 (1.85 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian, European

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Hands

Body Art

Inked All Over, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog, Rodent

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

deep sea tender/diver

I Make This Much In A Year

$60,000USD To $74,999USD

I Live

With Roomate(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Trying To Quit

I Drink

Yes - Like A Fish

Back In High School, I Was A

Outcast

My Social Behavior Is

Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing, Reserved, Strange, Fire Starter

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Camping, Cars, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Games, Learning, Music, Photography, Playing Cards, Reading

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Drinking, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Partying, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Staying At Home, Trying New Things

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Something laid back and fun. Grabbing a drink at an uncrowded bar is always cool, especially if you will shoot some pool with me. But id prefer something a little more interesting. Kyaking a river or going roller skating at a roller rink.... Something a little out of the norm i suppose. If anyone can teach me to dance without judging me for being the whitest kid you know i am definately down for that.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Too many to list. If you want to know just ask and illegal give you a few examples

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Troublemaker, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Anarchist

My Goal In Life Is

I have no intentions of saving or changing the world. It would be nice but Im a realist and know better. Break out as a full time diver is the immediate goal. But more importantly id like to travel everywhere possible. Go backpack around Europe and southeast Asia is first on the list.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, Movies, Sports, I Don't Like Tv

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller, Adult

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Blues, Classical, Country, Folk, Punk, Reggae

When I Read, I Always Read

Biography, Classic, Comic, Fiction, History, Philosophy, Poetry, Technical

My Idea Of Fun Is

Anything outdoors. Camping, hiking, fishing, snowboarding, trying to hope back on my skateboard but i canter afford to get hurt, bicycling, working on cars (used to ne a mechanic) rat rods, bobbers, reading, movies, playing guitar, learning the banjo and just genral chill time

What Do You Find Attractive?

Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

Someone like minded. Its starting to seem like there are very few people in the world i could have something deep with, but thats just me being pesimistic. Anyone i can hang out with amd have good time and conversation with would be worth meeting.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Other