My heart is like a grenade...
soulcollider
Sacramento, California | Hombre Buscando TS/TV/TG
Información Básica
Puedo hablar
Inglés, Español
Me describiría a mi mismo como
Do you ever start to write these About Me's and your brain just seems to hit a wall? Metaphorically speaking, of course, because the resulting hemorrhage would make cognitive thought difficult at best and writing these bios that much more difficult. It's the inevitable mental gymnastics; how do I sum up a life in this tiny, impersonal box?
I think I need an agent to handle my online profiles, maybe the copy-writer who comes up with the short bio of an author you see on the back flap of a book that is always perfectly concise yet leaves you wanting more. But, alas, budgetary constraints and my lack of celebrity status seems to limit my options, so I'll have to do my best to muddle through. Besides, I haven't written a book... unless you count what follows...
I'm your typical wanderlust; I've always preferred to know a little about a lot rather than a lot about a little. I like to explore new things; sports and hobbies, my faith, my capabilities, myself. Music, movies, sports, hobbies, projects; I love to learn and explore new things.
Things I've got my stoke on for these days include snowboarding, surfing, parkour, mixed martial arts (especially the various muay thai kickboxing forms and krav maga... anything simple and brutally effective... whose art does not overcome its function). Not to worry, my interests do not lie in the venue of a caged octagon permeated with the pungent aroma of sweat, cigars and copious amounts of alcohol. And yes... I said "stoke". I like to tinker with things; if it's broke I can probably fix it. I like to build things; my latest project, though not entirely technical is building custom oriental style tissue pane room dividers for my home office.
I also dig on philosophy, forensics, criminology, theology, photography and coffee. I heart coffee. I don't drink alcohol but the archetypal rich dudes that always have those wet bars built into a wall... I want the same thing but I want a coffee bar.
On the daily, I work as a software contractor. I tend to like, and find that I have a knack for startups and small businesses that are in desperate need for the missing pieces; the processes, the product vision, the design of new features, and the management of sheer chaos that always comes with implementations of new product lines. Plus I get to wear jeans and a t-shirt to work... when I'm not working from the comfort of my couch. Don't get me wrong, I can rock a black suit and tie with the best of em, but I really prefer to just be comfortable... except on the rare occassion that I wear a pair of black spikey heels, because, let's face it, no one wears those for comfort.
Ya know, for a guy who was complaining about not knowing what to say, I kinda rambled on, didn't I? I do that... let's just pretend you laughed and told me to shutup in a playful way, shall we?
I think I need an agent to handle my online profiles, maybe the copy-writer who comes up with the short bio of an author you see on the back flap of a book that is always perfectly concise yet leaves you wanting more. But, alas, budgetary constraints and my lack of celebrity status seems to limit my options, so I'll have to do my best to muddle through. Besides, I haven't written a book... unless you count what follows...
I'm your typical wanderlust; I've always preferred to know a little about a lot rather than a lot about a little. I like to explore new things; sports and hobbies, my faith, my capabilities, myself. Music, movies, sports, hobbies, projects; I love to learn and explore new things.
Things I've got my stoke on for these days include snowboarding, surfing, parkour, mixed martial arts (especially the various muay thai kickboxing forms and krav maga... anything simple and brutally effective... whose art does not overcome its function). Not to worry, my interests do not lie in the venue of a caged octagon permeated with the pungent aroma of sweat, cigars and copious amounts of alcohol. And yes... I said "stoke". I like to tinker with things; if it's broke I can probably fix it. I like to build things; my latest project, though not entirely technical is building custom oriental style tissue pane room dividers for my home office.
I also dig on philosophy, forensics, criminology, theology, photography and coffee. I heart coffee. I don't drink alcohol but the archetypal rich dudes that always have those wet bars built into a wall... I want the same thing but I want a coffee bar.
On the daily, I work as a software contractor. I tend to like, and find that I have a knack for startups and small businesses that are in desperate need for the missing pieces; the processes, the product vision, the design of new features, and the management of sheer chaos that always comes with implementations of new product lines. Plus I get to wear jeans and a t-shirt to work... when I'm not working from the comfort of my couch. Don't get me wrong, I can rock a black suit and tie with the best of em, but I really prefer to just be comfortable... except on the rare occassion that I wear a pair of black spikey heels, because, let's face it, no one wears those for comfort.
Ya know, for a guy who was complaining about not knowing what to say, I kinda rambled on, didn't I? I do that... let's just pretend you laughed and told me to shutup in a playful way, shall we?
Signo
Sagitario
Apariencia y Situación
Mi tipo de cuerpo es
Normal
Mi altura es
6' 1 (1.85 m)
Mis ojos son
Avellana
Mi raza es
Caucásico
Mi situación marital es
Soltero
Tengo hijos
No
Quiero tener hijos
No estoy seguro
Mi Mejor característica es
Sonrisa
Mi pelo es
Rubio Oscuro
Tengo uno o más de estos
Perro
Me iría a vivir a otro lugar
Si
Estatus
Mi nivel de estudios / educación es
Algo de Universidad
Mi situación laboral actual es
Auto Empleo
Mi especialidad es
Computadoras / Electrónica
Mi trabajo es como
Product Manager
Mi salario anual es de
$45,000USD a $59,999USD
Vivo en
Con compañero/s de piso, Con Mascota/s
En casa
Todo tranquilo
Soy Fumador
Si - A menudo
Soy Bebedor
No
Personalidad
En el instituto, era
Un tipo normal
Socialmente, me describiría como
Bullicioso/a, Observador, Cómico, Coqueto/a, Extrovertido/a
Mis aficiones e intereses son
Leer, Música, Televisión, Películas, Internet, Fotografia, Religión / Espiritualidad, Coches, Computadoras
Mi idea de un rato estupendo es
Salir con amigos, Ir de compras, Quedarme en casa, Probar cosas nuevas, Películas, Relajarse, Dormir, Deportes Extremos, Ir al Casino, Jugar a vestirme elegante, Jugar Video Juegos, Televisión, Ir a un Concierto, Ir a un Museo
Mis amigos me describen como
Alborotador, Genial, Bobo, Coqueteo
Puntos de Vista
Mi religión es
Cristiano
Voy a la iglesia
Nunca
Mi sentido del humor es
Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Oscuro
Gustos
En la TV, siempre veo
Dramas, Películas
Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una
Acción, Drama
Cuando escucho música, lo que más me gusta es
Rock, Electrónica, Pop, Blues, Jazz, Baile, Gospel, Punk
Cuando leo libros, lo que más me gusta es
Biografías, Ficción, Historia, Misterio, Filosofía, Religiosos
Mi idea de diversión es
Things I've got my stoke on for these days include snowboarding, surfing, parkour, mixed martial arts (especially the various muay thai kickboxing forms and krav maga... anything simple and brutally effective... whose art does not overcome its function). Not to worry, my interests do not lie in the venue of a caged octagon permeated with the pungent aroma of sweat, cigars and copious amounts of alcohol. And yes... I said "stoke". I like to tinker with things; if it's broke I can probably fix it. I like to build things; my latest project, though not entirely technical is building custom oriental style tissue pane room dividers for my home office.
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Inteligencia, Buena Imagen, Humor, Audacia, Espontaneidad, Coquetería, Ingenio
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