You need to be treated right
underbheit
Buford, Georgia | Man Seeking A TS/TV/TG
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
****Please note, I am currently separated and will remain so for an indefinite period of time to allow her to have health insurance.****
My goal is world domination of the military industrial complex, through any means necessary, including wanton carnality, if required.
My specialties: exceptionally good with sarcastic, smart ass remarks; going to lunch, in fact, I invented the 2 hour lunch break, which has been adopted by slackers everywhere; sitting in my chair and b i itching at other engineers; sometimes I do calculations or visit a job; and constructing run-on sentences. I also completed the Muddy Buddy adventure race without any training whatsoever. I do corporate training, or did, anyway, until I realized most of my co-workers were too stupid to accept the training. Once I realized that fact, I would just take them to lunch.
Finally, I work from home so sometimes I do video conference calls wearing only a shirt, tie and boxers. Or less, depends on whether the client expects me to draw on the white board.
I found the previous paragraphs hard to write, how do you sum up 46 years of experience in a paragraph or two. So, here;s the serious stuff:
Actually, what I want is simple: a sane relationship...and great intellectual, earthshaking conversations.
I am interested in you, this is not a fantasy or attempt to get laid, you are not a fetish to me. I find aspects of both the feminine and masculine to be beautiful and intriguing and I hope to find someone here who combines both.
My goal is world domination of the military industrial complex, through any means necessary, including wanton carnality, if required.
My specialties: exceptionally good with sarcastic, smart ass remarks; going to lunch, in fact, I invented the 2 hour lunch break, which has been adopted by slackers everywhere; sitting in my chair and b i itching at other engineers; sometimes I do calculations or visit a job; and constructing run-on sentences. I also completed the Muddy Buddy adventure race without any training whatsoever. I do corporate training, or did, anyway, until I realized most of my co-workers were too stupid to accept the training. Once I realized that fact, I would just take them to lunch.
Finally, I work from home so sometimes I do video conference calls wearing only a shirt, tie and boxers. Or less, depends on whether the client expects me to draw on the white board.
I found the previous paragraphs hard to write, how do you sum up 46 years of experience in a paragraph or two. So, here;s the serious stuff:
Actually, what I want is simple: a sane relationship...and great intellectual, earthshaking conversations.
I am interested in you, this is not a fantasy or attempt to get laid, you are not a fetish to me. I find aspects of both the feminine and masculine to be beautiful and intriguing and I hope to find someone here who combines both.
Sign
Capricorn
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Separated
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Hands
Body Art
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is
Engineer
I Make This Much In A Year
$75,000USD To $99,999USD
I Live
Alone
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
No
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is
Anti-social, Comedic, Friendly, Observant, Reserved
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Camping, Reading
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Public. probably coffee. Then maybe a hike or museum. Low key at any rate.
I've Always Wanted To Try
I don't want to try, I do or do not.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Obscure
Views
My Religion Is
Christian
I Attend Services
Every Day
My Political Views Are
Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is
To suck the marrow out of life.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Classical, Jazz
When I Read, I Always Read
Business, Classic, Erotica, Fiction, History, Humor, Instructional, Philosophy, Political, Religious, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is
Good conversation.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Power
What Do You Look For?
Intelligence and conversational skills. I also like shoes and always look at a person's shoes.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Doesnt Matter