I am David Bowie, Han Solo & Ricky Bobby

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Bare with me… This is random and poorly written. My name is -Zane-. I also go by Hey You (pronounced Hey-You get out of the bushes), Z or Zane The Bearded One.

I'm a sarcastic person that has a cheesy smart ass side, with a touch of always being the class clown. I have a dark sense of humor. I call myself a realist, which means I’m pessimist. I prefer ambient atmospheres over crowded and fast paced ones. I'm a homebody that gets cabin fever. I have OCD & ADHD. I strive to be a jack of all trades. I work in a Industry that I love.

I think the simplest and smallest things in life are what really matter the most. George Carlin & Kevin Smith, are my hero. I have a passion for playing and making games, music and films (write, direct and, edit) I'm addicted to Anime and Monster Energy Drinks. I love music. I love movies. I love collage and abstract art. I can be a bit cliché at times. I wear flippy floppies. I have a thing for the 90s. My cocktail of choice is Jager Bombs or Blue Moon. I can play the Drums, Guitar, I also do some producing.

I'm a student of life, majoring in Hypothetical Information. I collect "Homies". I bite the skin around my finger nails constantly. Liar’s disgusts me. I have the mouth of a sailor. I love black pepper. I don’t like chocolate. I have a huge fear of bees, car wrecks, snakes, needles, and women. I don’t drink soda. I judge a book by its pictures.

I’ve always fantasized about being Han Solo and traveling the galaxy with my Wookie friend, Chewie. Girls that wear glasses turn me on. I have an embarrassingly huge crush on Felicia Day & Christina Hendricks. It’s hard to find clothes I like that fit me. I love stereotypes. My absolute favorite color is orange. I like to test peoples’ patience and beliefs. I have stretchy skin. I like to take long showers. I believe religion is the root of all evil and ignorance. I believe money can buy happiness.

Sign

Scorpio

My Body Type Is

Muscular

My Height Is

6' 1 (1.85 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Dark Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Art / Music / Literature

My Job Title Is

VoiceActor/Actor/Writer/Director/Podcast

I Make This Much In A Year

$45,000USD To $59,999USD

I Live

With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Socially

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Photography, Exercising, Reading, Sports, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Theater, Cooking, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Great food, amazing conversation where the hours seem to just fade away. Maybe after dinner, we roam from trouble, and adventure seeing where the night takes us. Slam Poetry, Rap battles, counting stars. To just name a few random encounters we could run into.

I've Always Wanted To Try

I come from the life style of trying everything once. There is a lot of things in my life I haven't done, and many things that I've knocked off my bucket list. I honestly know what I want in life, and I am not willing to pass up an adventure of a life time due to fear or insecurities.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Agnostic

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Very Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

My end all be all goal is to be Happy. But some feel it's not a goal that can be quantified. All I can really say is; I have many passions in my life that I set goals for at least every quarter. They can vary between Game Design, Creating/Writing Music, Creating film projects such as writing, editing or directing. I also love to get into character and Role-play some table top RPGs anyone got a spare d20?

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, Sports, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Music, Mystery, Poetry, Science Fiction, I'm An Author, Supernatural

My Idea Of Fun Is

Watching a great film, and then being able to have a in-depth discussion on it. Checking out the local music scene, Austin is such an amazing eclectic city when it comes to music. Playing Video games, jumping into some RP with friends. Maybe catching a play, or a stand up act. I am always down for an adventure really, you just gotta let me know about it.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Power, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

Someone who is funny, independent, passionate, creative, intelligent, secure in their own beauty, honest, trusting, totally nerdy, You can dish out a good your mom joke from time to time.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed, Doesnt Matter