Looking for a Partner in Crime!
bigtime2121
Marina del Rey, California | Mann Suche eine/n TS/TV/TG
Basis Information
Ich kann sprechen
Englisch
Ich würde mich selbst beschreiben als
I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor that is not for the feint of heart. A couple additional useful tidbits of information about me.....
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
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Erscheinung & Situation
Mein Körpertyp ist
Athletisch
Meine Größe ist
5' 11 (1.8 m)
Meine Augen sind
Blau
Meine Herkunft ist
Kaukasisch
Mein Familienstand ist
Single
Ich habe Kinder
Nein
Ich möchte Kinder
Nicht sicher
Meine beste Eigenschaft ist
Augen
Mein Haar ist
Braun
Bereit umzuziehen
Nein
Status
Mein Ausbildungsgrad ist
Universitäts-Abschluss
Mein derzeitiges Dienstverhältnis ist
Vollzeit
Meine Spezialität ist
Finanzen / Handel
Ich verdiene im Jahr so viel
Mehr als $150,000USD
Ich lebe
Alleine
Zuhause
Freunde kommen gelegentlich vorbei
Ich bin Raucher
Nein
Ich trinke
Ja - Sozial
Persönlichkeit
In der Hauptschule war ich
Coole(r)
Mein soziales Verhalten ist
Comedian, Flirtwillig, Freundlich, Offen
Meine Vorstellung einer tollen Zeit ist
Clubbing / Bars, Trinken, Mit Freunden ausgehen, Ins Casino gehen, In ein Konzert gehen, In ein Museum gehen, Party machen, Ein Buch lesen, Entspannen, Daheim bleiben, Versuche neue Dinge
Meine Freunde beschreiben mich als
Freundlich, Jemand, der sie sein wollen, Cool, Scharf, Albern
Ansichten
Meine Religion ist
Andere
Ich besuche Gottesdienste
Nie
Mein Art Humor ist
Trocken / Sarkastisch, Freundlich
Geschmack
Im Fernsehen sehe ich mir Folgendes gerne an
Nachrichten, Dokumentationen, Situations-Komödien, Filme, Sport
Wenn ich ins Kino gehe, sehe ich immer
Action, Comedy
Wenn ich mir Musik anhöre, höre ich immer
Klassik, Folk, Lating, Rap, Rock
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Was findest du attraktiv?
Intelligenz, Gutes Aussehen, Humor, Kühnheit, Spontanität, Kraft, Flirtwillig, Esprit
Nach welcher Art Beziehung suchst du?
Freund, Date