Looking for a Partner in Crime!
bigtime2121
Marina del Rey, California | Bărbat În căutare de TS/TV/TG
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I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor that is not for the feint of heart. A couple additional useful tidbits of information about me.....
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
Zodie
Scorpion
Aspect și situația
Tipul corpului meu este
Atletic
Înălțimea mea este
5' 11 (1.8 m)
Ochii mei sunt
Albaștri
Sunt de etnie
caucaziană
Starea mea civilă este
Singur(ă)
Am copii
Nu
Doresc copii
Nu sunt sigur(ă)
Caracteristica mea cea mai bună este
Ochi
Părul meu este
Șaten
Dispus să mă mut
Nu
Status
Nivelul meu de educație este
Diplomă de Universitate
Starea mea forței de muncă actuală este
Cu normă întreagă
Specializarea mea este
Finanțe / Comerț
Salariul meu anual este
Mai mult de 150,000$
Eu trăiesc
Singur(ă)
acasă
Prietenii vin ocazional
Fumez
Nu
Beau
Da - sociabil
Personalitate
În liceu am fost
Cool amic
Comportamentul meu social este
De comedie, Cochet, Prietenos, Deschis
Distracția bună pentru mine este
Clubbing / Baruri, Băut, Cu prietenii, La un Casino, La un concert, La un muzeu, Chefuri, Citind o carte, Relaxare, Acasă, Încercarea de lucruri noi
Prietenii mei mă descriu ca
Prietenos, Cineva care ei vor să fie, Super, Vulgar, Ridicol
Vizualizări
Religia mea este
Altele
Particip la servicii
Niciodată
Genul meu de umor este
Sec / Sarcastic, Prietenos
Gust
La TV întotdeauna mă uit la
Știri, Documentar, Comedii, Filme, Sporturi
Când mă duc la filme, mereu merg pentru a vedea
Acțiune, Comedie
Când ascult muzică, mereu ascult
Clasică, Folk , Latino, Rap , Rock
În căutare de
Ce vi se pare atractiv?
Inteligență, Frumusețe, Umor, Îndrăzneală, Spontaneitate, Putere, Flirt, Rațiune
Ce fel de relație doriți?
Prieten, Partener de întâlniri