Looking for a Partner in Crime!
bigtime2121
Marina del Rey, California | Uomo Cerca un/una TS/TV/TG
Informazioni di base
Parlo
Inglese
Mi descriverei come
I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor that is not for the feint of heart. A couple additional useful tidbits of information about me.....
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
Segno zodiacale
Scorpione
Apparenza
La mia corporatura è
Atletico
La mia altezza è
5' 11 (1.8 m)
I miei occhi sono
Azzurri
La mia etnia è
Caucasico
Il mio stato civile è
Single
Ho Figli
No
Voglio figli
Non so
Le mie caratteristiche migliori sono
Occhi
I Miei capelli sono
Marroni
Volontà di trasferimento
No
Stato
Il mio livello di istruzione è
Laurea
La mia situazione lavorativa è
Tempo Pieno
La mia specializzazione è
Finanza/ Trading
Questo è quanto guadagno in un anno
Più di €150,000Euro
Vivo
Da solo
A casa
Visite occasionali di amici
Fumo
No
Bevo
Sì - Sociale
Personalità
Tornando alle Superiori, Ero
Fico
Il mio comportamento sociale è
Comico, da flirtare, Amichevole, Estroverso
Tempo speso bene secondo me:
Andare per locali, Bere, Uscire con gli amici, Andare al Casinò, Andare a un concerto, Andare a un museo, Feste, Leggere un libro, Relax, Stare a casa, Provare cose nuove
I miei amici mi descrivono come
Amichevole, Fonte d'ispirazione, Figo, Volgare, Goffo
Punti di Vista
La mia religione è
Altro
Partecipo alle Funzioni
Mai
Il mio umorismo è di tipo
Sarcastico, Amichevole
Gusti
In televisione guardo sempre
Notizie, Documentari, Situation Commedies, Fim, Sport
Quando vado al cinema vado sempre a vedere
Azione, Commedie
Quando ascolto musica ascolto sempre
Classica, Folk, Latina, Rap, Rock
In cerca di
Cosa trovi attraente?
Intelligenza, Bellezza, Umorismo, Audacia, Spontaneità, Potere, Civetteria, Acume
Che tipo di relazione stai cercando?
Amici , Incontri