Looking for a Partner in Crime!
bigtime2121
Marina del Rey, California | Man Seeking A TS/TV/TG
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor that is not for the feint of heart. A couple additional useful tidbits of information about me.....
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
Sign
Scorpio
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Athletic
My Height Is
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
My Hair Is
Brown
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Finance / Trading
I Make This Much In A Year
More Than $150,000USD
I Live
Alone
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is
Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Outgoing
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, Trying New Things
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy
Views
My Religion Is
Other
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Libertarian
My Kind Of Humor Is
Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Classical, Folk, Latin, Rap, Rock
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Boldness, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date