Looking for a Partner in Crime!
bigtime2121
Marina del Rey, California | Mand Søger en TS/TV/TG
Grundlæggende oplysninger
Jeg taler
Engelsk
Jeg beskriver mig selv som
I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor that is not for the feint of heart. A couple additional useful tidbits of information about me.....
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
Underskriv
Scorpio
Udseende & Situation
Min kropstype er
Atletisk
Min højde er
180 cm
Mine øjne er
Blå
Min etnicitet er
Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er
Single
Jeg har børn
Nej
Jeg vil have børn
Ikke sikker
Mit bedste karaktertræk er
Øjne
Mit hår er
Brun
Villig til at flytte
Nej
Status
Mit uddannelsesniveau er
Universitetsgrad
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er
Fuldtid
Mit speciale er
Finans / handel
Jeg tjener så meget på et år
Mere end $150.000USD
Jeg bor
Alene
Hjemme
Venner kommer forbi en gang i mellem
Jeg er ryger
Nej
Jeg drikker
Ja - til fester
Personlighed
I gymnasiet var jeg
Cool fyr
Min sociale opførsel er
Komisk, Flirtende, Venlig, Uadvendt
Min idé om at have det sjovt er
Diskotek / barer, Drikke, Være sammen med venner, Gå på casino, Tage til koncert, Gå på museum, Feste, Læse en bog, Afslappende, Være hjemme, Prøve noget nyt
Mine venner beskriver mig som
Venlig, En andre gerne vil være, Cool, Fræk, Fjollet
Synspunkter
Min religion er
Andet
Jeg deltager i tjenester
Aldrig
Min form for humor er
Tør / sarkastisk, Venlig
Smag
I tv ser jeg altid
Nyheder, Dokumentarer, Sitcoms, Film, Sport
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en
Handling, Comedy
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til
Klassisk, Folk, Latin, Rap, Rock
Leder efter
Hvad finder du attraktivt?
Intelligens, Flot udseende, Humor, Skaldethed, Spontanitet, Magt, Flirtende, Morsom
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?
Ven, Dato