Looking for a Partner in Crime!
bigtime2121
Marina del Rey, California | Мушкарац тражим ТС/ТВ/ТГ
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I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor that is not for the feint of heart. A couple additional useful tidbits of information about me.....
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
Хороскопски знак
Шкорпија
Изглед и стање
Моје грађа
Атлетска/обликована
Висина
180 цм
Боја очију
Плавa
Раса
Белац/Белкиња
Брачно стање
Сингл
Имам децу
Не
Желим децу
Нисам сигуран/сигурна
Моја најбоља карактеристика
Очи
Боја косе
Смеђa
Спреман/Спремна за селидбу
Не
Статус
Образовни ниво
Докторат
Мој радни однос
Пуно радно време
Моја струка
Финансије/Трговина
Мој годишњи приход
Више од $150.000USD
Живим
Сам(а)
Код куће
Понекад ми дођу пријатељи
Пушим
Не
Пијем
Да - у друштву
Личност
У средњој школи био/била сам
Кул
У друштву сам
Занимљив(а), Волим да флертујем, Дружељубив/дружељубива, Отворен/отоврена
Како замишљам провод
Клубови/барови, Пиће, Дружење с пријатељима, Казино, Концерт, Посета музеју, Журке, Читање, Блеја, Волим да останем код куће, Волим да испробавам нове ствари
Моји пријатељи кажу да сам
Дружељубив/дружељубива, Моји пријатељи желе бити ја, Кул, Непримерен(а), Блесав/блесава
Погледи/Животни ставови
Религија
Остало
Идем у цркву
Никада
Мој смисао за хумор
Сиров/саркастичан, Дружељубив/дружељубива
Укус
На ТВ-у увек гледам
Вести, Документарце, Комедије ситуације/Ситкоме, Филмове, Спортове
У биоскопу увек гледам
Акције, Комедије
Увек слушам
Класична, Народна, Латино, Реп, Рок
Тражим
Шта Вас привлачи?
Интелигенција, Изглед, Смисао за хумор, Одважност, Спонтаност, Моћ, Флертовање, Домишљатост
Какву везу тражите?
Пријатељ, Састанак