Looking for a Partner in Crime!
bigtime2121
Marina del Rey, California | Mann Søker A TS/TV/TG
Grunnleggende informasjon
Jeg kan snakke
Norsk
Jeg vil beskrive meg selv som
I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor that is not for the feint of heart. A couple additional useful tidbits of information about me.....
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
Registrer
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Utseende & Situasjon
My Kroppstype er
Atletisk
Min høyde er
5 '11 (1,8 m)
Øynene mine er
Blå
Min etnisitet er
kaukasisk
Min Sivilsituasjon er
Enslig
Jeg har barn
Nei
Jeg vil ha barn
Usikker
Min beste egenskap er
Øyne
Mitt hår er
Brun
Villing til å flytte
Nei
Status
Min Utdanningsnivå Er
Universitetsgrad
Min nåværende arbeidssituasjon er
Fulltid
Min spesialitet er
Økonomi / handel
Jeg tjener så mye på et år
Mer Enn $150,000USD
Jeg bor
Alene
Hjemme
Venner kommer av og til på besøk
Jeg er en røyker
Nei
Jeg drikker
Ja - Sosialt
Personlighet
Når jeg gikk på skolen, var jeg
Kul gutt
Min sosiale atferd er
Komisk, Flørtende, Vennlig, Utadvent
Min idé av å ha det gøy er
Klubb / Bar, Drikking, Være med venner, Gå på kasino, Gå på konsert, Gå på museum, Feste, Lese en bok, Slappe av, Være hjemme, Prøve nye ting
Mine venner beskriver meg som
Vennlig, En andre ønsker å være, Kul, Frekk, Tullete
Visninger
Min religion er
Annet
Jeg går på gudstjeneste
Aldri
Min humoristiske sans er
Tørr / Sarkastisk, Vennlig
Smak
På TV ser jeg alltid på
Nyheter, Dokumentarer, Komedie, Filmer, Sport
Når jeg går på kino, går jeg alltid for å se en
Action, Komedie
Når jeg hører på musikk, så hører jeg alltid på
Klassisk, Folkemusikk, Latin, Rap, Rock
Leter etter
Hva finner du attraktivt?
Intelligens, Flott utseende, Humor, Dristighet, Spontanitet, Makt, flørtende, vett
Hva slag forhold søker du?
Venn, Dato