Looking for a Partner in Crime!
bigtime2121
Marina del Rey, California | Homme Cherchant TS/TV/TG
Informations de base
Je sais parler
Anglais
Je me décrirais comme
I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor that is not for the feint of heart. A couple additional useful tidbits of information about me.....
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
Signe
Scorpion
Apparence & situation
Ma silhouette est
Athlétique
Ma taille est
5' 11 (1.8 m)
Mes yeux sont
Bleus
Mon origine ethnique est
Caucasienne
Ma situation maritale est
Célibataire
J'ai des enfants
Non
Je veux des enfants
Pas sûr/e
Ce que j'ai de mieux
Yeux
Mes cheveux sont
Marrons
Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs
Non
Statut
Mon niveau d'éducation est
Diplôme d'études supérieures
Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est
Plein-temps
Mon domaine de compétence est
Finance / Affaires
J'ai gagné cette année
Plus de 150,000 €
Je vis
Seul/e
Chez moi
Des amis passent à l'occasion
Je fume
Non
Je bois de l'alcool
Oui - socialement
Personnalité
Au lycée, j'étais un/e
Cool
Socialement, je suis plutôt
Comique, Séducteur, Sympa, Ouvert
Un bon moment pour moi c'est
Sorties en boîte / tour des bars, Boire un coup, Sortir avec des amis, Aller au casino, Aller à un concert, Aller au musée, Faire la fête, Lire, Me relaxer, Rester à la maison, Faire de nouvelles expériences
Mes amis me décrivent comme
Sympa, La personne qu'ils aimeraient être, Cool, Coquin/e, Neuneu
Points de vue sur la vie
Ma religion c'est
Autre
Je vais à la messe
Jamais
Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt
Sarcastique, Sympa
Goûts
A la télévision, je regarde
Actualités, Documentaires, Sitcoms, Films, Sports
Quand je vais au cinéma, je regarde toujours
Action, Comédies
Quand j'écoute de la musique, ce que je préfère c'est
Classique, Folk, Latino, Rap, Rock
Recherchant un/e
Que trouvez-vous attirant?
Intelligence, Beauté, Humour, Audace, Spontanéité, Pouvoir, Séduction, Bon sens
Quel type de relation recherchez-vous?
Vrai‧e ami‧e, Rendez-vous