Looking for a Partner in Crime!
bigtime2121
Marina del Rey, California | Mies Hae A TS/TV/TG
Perus Informaatio
Osaan puhua
Englanti
Kuvailisin itseäni
I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor that is not for the feint of heart. A couple additional useful tidbits of information about me.....
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
Kirjaudu
Skorpioni
Ulkonäkö ja Tilanne
Vartalonmallini on
Atleettinen
Pituuteni on
5' 11 (1.8 m)
Silmienvärini on
Sininen
Etninen taustani on
Valkoihoinen
Aviosäätyni on
Sinkku
Minulla on lapsia
Ei
Haluan lapsia
En ole varma
Paras puoleni on
Silmät
Hiukseni ovat
Ruskea
Olen valmis muuttamaan
Ei
Tila
Koulutukseni taso on
Korkeakoulu tutkinto
Työllisyys tilanteeni on
Kokopäiväinen
Erikoistun
Talous / Kauppa
Tuloni per vuosi
Enemmän kuin $150,000USD
Asun
Yksin
Kotona
Ystävät vierailevat satunnaisesti
Tupakoin
Ei
Juon
Kyllä - Seurassa
Persoonallisuus
Yläasteella olin
Suosittu
Sosiaalinen käyttäytymiseni
Koominen, Flirttaileva, Ystävällinen, Aina menossa
Käsitykseni mukavasta ajanvietteestä on
Klubit / Baarit, Juominen, Kavereiden kanssa hengailu, Menen Kasinolle, Konserttiin meneminen, Museossa käyminen, Bilettäminen, Kirjan Lukeminen, Rentoutuminen, Kotona oleskelu, Uusien asioiden kokeilu
Kaverini kuvailevat minun olevan
Ystävällinen, Joku jota muut kadehtii, suosittu, Roisi, Hassu
Katsomukset
Uskontoni on
Muu
Käyn säännöllisesti
Ei koskaan
Minun tapainen huumori on
Kuiva / Sarkastinen, Ystävällinen
Maku
Televisiosta katson
Uutiset, Dokumentit, Tilannekomediat, Elokuvat, Urheilu
Kun menen elokuviin, lähden katsomaan
Toiminta, Komedia
Kun kuuntelen musiikkia, kuuntelen aina
Klassinen, Folk musiikki, Latina, Rap musiikki, Rock musiikki
Etsii
Mikä sinua vetää puoleensa?
Viisaus, Hyvä ulkonäkö, Huumori, Kaljuus, Spontaanisuus, Voima, Flirttaileva, Nokkela
Minkälaista suhdetta etsit?
Kaveri, Päivämäärä