Looking for a Partner in Crime!
bigtime2121
Marina del Rey, California | Мужчина Ищу ТС/ТВ/ТГ
Базовая информация
Говорю на языках:
Английский
Я бы описал(а) себя как
I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor that is not for the feint of heart. A couple additional useful tidbits of information about me.....
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
Знак зодиака
Скорпион
Внешность и семейное положение
Телосложение
Атлетическое
Мой рост
179 см
Мои глаза
Голубые
Моя этническая принадлежность
Белый европеец/кавказец
Семейное положение
Один/одна
У меня есть дети
Нет
Хочу детей
Не знаю
Привлекательная часть тела
Глаза
Мои волосы
Коричневые
Хочу переехать
Нет
Статус
Образование
Высшее (магистр)
Работа/Учеба:
Полный рабочий день
Род занятий
Финансы
Зарабатываю в год
Больше $150,000USD
Живу
Один/одна
Дома
Иногда приходят друзья
Отношение к курению
Нет
Пью
Да, в компаниях
Характер
В школе я был(а):
Крутой
Мое социальное поведение
Комедийное, Флирт, Сама дружелюбность, Свободное
Мое представление об отлично проведенном времени
Клубы / Бары, Выпить, Тусовки с друзьями, Пойду в казино, Пойду на концерт, Пойду в музей, Вечеринки, Чтение книг, Расслабление, Останусь дома, Пробовать новое
Друзья считают что я:
Сама дружелюбность, На кого они хотят быть похожими, Крутой, Вульгарный(ая), Немного "того"
Взгляды
Моя религия
Другое
Посещение служб:
Никогда
Мой юмор
Сарказм, Сама дружелюбность
Вкусы
По телевизору, я всегда смотрю
Новости, Документальное кино, Ситкомы, Фильмы, Спорт
Предпочитаемые жанры фильмов:
Экшн, Комедии
Предпочитаемая музыка
Классика, Народный, Латинская, Рэп, Рок
В поиске
Считаю привлекательным:
Интеллект, Красота, Юмор, Смелость, Спонтанность, Мощность, Кокетство, Остроумие
Ищу отношения типа:
Друг, Свидание