Looking for a Partner in Crime!
bigtime2121
Marina del Rey, California | Muž Hledám A TS/TV/TG
Obecné
Hovořím
Angličtina
Sebe bych popsal(a) jako
I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor that is not for the feint of heart. A couple additional useful tidbits of information about me.....
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
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Štír
Vzhled a situace
Má postava je
Atletická
Má výška je
1,8 m
Barva mých očí
Modrá
Můj původ je
Běloch/běloška
Můj rodinný stav je
Singl
Mám děti
Ne
Chci děti
Nejsem si jist(a)
Mou nejlepší částí je
Oči
Barva mých vlasů
Hnědá
Ochotný/ochotná se přestěhovat
Ne
Stav
Má úroveň vzdělání je
Vysokoškolské vzdělání
Můj současný stav zaměstnání je
Na plný úvazek
Mé zaměření je
Finance / Obchod
To si vydělám za rok
$150,000USD+
Žiji
Sám/sama
Doma
Přátelé občas přijdou
Jsem kuřák
Ne
Piji
Ano - ve společnosti
Osobnost
Na střední škole jsem byl/a
Pohodový typ
Mé společenské chování je
Komické, Flirtující, Přátelská osoba, Otevřené
Má představa skvěle stráveného času je
Kluby / bary, Popíjet, Potloukat se s přáteli, Jít do kasina, Jít na koncert, Jít do muzea, Pařba, Čtení knihy, Relax, Zůstat doma, Vyzkoušet nové věci
Moji přátelé mě popisují jako
Přátelská osoba, Někdo, kým by chtěli být, V pohodě, Prostopášná osoba, Potrhlý
Názory
Mé náboženství je
Jiné
Navštěvuji bohoslužby
Nikdy
Můj smysl humoru je
Suchý / sarkastický, Přátelská osoba
Chuť
V TV vždy sleduji
Zprávy, Dokumenty, Situační komedie, Filmy, Sportovní
Když se dívám na filmy, vždy sleduji
Akční, Komedie
Když poslouchám hudbu, pak vždy poslouchám
Klasické, Folk, Latin, Rap, Rock
Hledám
Co považuješ za atraktivní?
Inteligenci, Dobrý vzhled, Humor, Troufalost, Spontánnost, Moc, Koketnost, Důvtip
Jaký typ vztahu hledáš?
Přítel, Partner na randění