Looking for a Partner in Crime!
bigtime2121
Marina del Rey, California | Man Op zoek naar een TS/TV/TG
Algemene Informatie
Ik spreek:
Engels
Ik beschrijf mezelf als:
I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor that is not for the feint of heart. A couple additional useful tidbits of information about me.....
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
Sterrenbeeld
Schorpioen
Uiterlijk & Situatie
Mijn Lichaamstype Is
Athletisch
Mijn Lengte Is
5' 11 (1.8 m)
Mijn Ogen Zijn
Blauw
Mijn Ethniciteit Is
Blank
Mijn Burgerlijke Staat Is
Single
Ik Heb Kinderen
Nee
Ik Wil Kinderen
Niet Zeker
Mijn Beste Eigenschap Is
Ogen
Mijn Haar Is
Bruin
Ben je bereid te verhuizen?
Nee
Status
Mijn Opleidingsniveau Is
Bachelor
Mijn Huidige Werkstatus Is
Voltijd
Mijn specialisatie is
Handel
Mijn jaarsalaris is:
Meer dan €150.000
Ik Woon
Alleen
Bij mij thuis
Komen er soms vrienden langs
Ik Ben Een Roker
Nee
Ik Drink
Ja - Als ik uitga
Persoonlijkheid
Op de middelbare school was ik
Cool
In sociale situaties ben ik
Grappig, Flirterig, Vriendelijk, Gezellig
Mijn idee van een leuke tijd is
Nachtclubs / Bars, Drinken, Met Vrienden zijn, Naar een casino gaan, Naar een concert gaan, Naar een museum gaan, Feesten, Een boek lezen, Relaxen, Thuis blijven, Ik probeer graag nieuwe dingen
Mijn vrienden beschrijven me als
Vriendelijk, Iemand die ze willen zijn, Cool, Ranzig, Gek
Meningen
Mijn Geloof Is
Iets Anders
Ik Ga Naar Diensten
Nooit
Mijn Gevoel Voor Humor Is
Droge Humor / Sarcastisch, Vriendelijk
Smaak
Op tv kijk ik:
Nieuws, Documentaires, Komedies, Films, Sport
In de bioscoop kijk ik:
Actie, Komedie
Als ik naar muziek luister, luister ik altijd naar
Klassiek, Folk, Latin, Rap, Rock
Zoekt
Wat vind je aantrekkelijk?
Intelligentie, Goed Uiterlijk, Humor, Moed, Spontaniteit, Macht, Flirterig, Gevatheid
Waar ben je naar op zoek?
Vriend, Date