Looking for a Partner in Crime!
bigtime2121
Marina del Rey, California | Homem Procurando um Trans/Travesti
Informação Básica
Eu Sei Falar
Inglês
Me Descreveria Como
I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor that is not for the feint of heart. A couple additional useful tidbits of information about me.....
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
Signo
Escorpião
Aparência & Situação
Meu Tipo de Corpo:
Atlético
Minha Altura:
1.8 m
Cor dos Olhos:
Azuis
Minha Etnia:
Caucasiana
Minha Situação Conjugal:
Solteiro
Com Filhos?
Não
Quer Ter Filhos?
Não Tenho Certeza
Minha Melhor Característica:
Olhos
Cor de Cabelo:
Marrons
Disposto/a a Mudar de Morada?
Não
Status
Nível Educacional
Diploma Universitário
Ocupação
Tempo Integral
Especialização
Finança / Comércio
Eu Faço Isto Em Um Ano
Mais Que $150,000USD
Eu Moro
Sozinho
Em Casa
Amigos Vêm Ocasionalmente
Eu Fumo
Não
Eu Bebo
Sim - Socialmente
Personalidade
No Colegial, Eu Era Um
Pessoa Legal
Meu Comportamento Social É
Cômico/a, Flertador(a)/Engatatão; Engatatona, Amigável, Extrovertido/a
Minha Ideia De Um Momento Ideal É
Bares / Clubes, Beber, Sair Com Os Amigos, Ir A Um Casino, Ir A Um Concerto, Ir A Um Museu, Festas, Ler Um Livro, Relaxar, Ficar Em Casa, Experimentar Novas Coisas
Meus Amigos Me Descrevem Como Sendo
Amigável, Alguém Com Quem as Outras Pessoas Queiram Estar, Legal, Obsceno/a, Pateta
Vistas
Minha Religião É
Outra
Frequento Serviços
Nunca
Meu Tipo de Humor É
Seco / Sarcástico, Amigável
Gosto
Na TV, Eu Sempre Assisto
Notícias, Documentários, Seriados, Filmes, Esportes
Quando Eu Vou Ao Cinema, Eu Sempre Vou Para Ver Um
Ação, Comédia
Quando Eu Ouço Música, Eu Sempre Ouço
Clássica, Popular, Latina, Rap, Rock
À procura de
O Que Você Acha Atraente?
Inteligência, Boa Aparência, Humor, Ousadia, Espontaneidade, Poder, Marotice, Espirituoso/a
Que Tipo de Relacionamento Você Procura?
Amigo, Encontro