Looking for a Partner in Crime!
bigtime2121
Marina del Rey, California | Mężczyzna Szukam TS/TV/TG
Podstawowe Informacje
Znam Następujące Języki Obce
angielski
Widzę siebie jako osobę
I have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor that is not for the feint of heart. A couple additional useful tidbits of information about me.....
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
-I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
-When I order a salad, I get the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
-My pillow talk is years ahead of it's time
-My sweat smells like cologne.
-The pheromones I secrete effect people miles away...in a slight, but measurable way.
-My legend precedes me like the way lightning precedes thunder.
-Most importantly.....I bowl.....Overhand!
Additional important information about me......
-For one, I cannot be trusted. I abhor sarcasm/irony and bitterly despise honesty and integrity.
-'Having fun' is painfully overrated -- even loathsome -- to me and character traits such as thoughtfulness and genuineness are simply repellent.
-Monogamy is, quite obviously, counter-productive to a committed relationship and sex is boring, unless done quickly and mechanically and without passion or emotion.
-Anyone who is interested in me should be physically hideous and vacuous of mind. She should display a certain lack of humor and dislike affection of any kind, particularly kissing
Just to reiterate, the woman I am currently looking for should be the complete reverse of everything I just noted.
Ultimately, I am looking for an independent woman who is SMART, DRIVEN, silly, and attractive. I consider myself to be someone who is kind, open minded, passionate, fun & spontaneous. I need a woman who can keep up with my wit and sense of humor. Essentially, I want someone who can challenge me. I enjoy being around people with the right attitude and an open-mindedness for fun and adventure. If you are still in your bad-boy-musician phase or can't seem to kick your unquenchable attraction to emotionally unavailable men, we will probably not be a good match.
Znak
Skorpion
Wygląd & Sytuacja
Mój typ budowy
Dobrze Zbudowany
Mój wzrost
5' 11 (1.8 m)
Moje Oczy Są
Niebieski
Moje pochodzenie
kaukaskie
Mój Stan Cywilny to
Samotny/ Single
Mam Dzieci
Nie
Chcę Mieć Dzieci
Nie Jestem Pewien
Moje Najlepsze Zalety To
Oczy
Moje Włosy Są
Brązowy
Jestem Skłonny Do Przeprowadzki
Nie
Status
Mój Poziom Edukacji To
Dyplom Ukończenia Studiów Wyższych
Mój Aktualny Stan Zatrudnienia To
Pełen Etat
Moja Specjalność To
Finanse/Handel
Tyle Zarabiam Rocznie
Więcej Niż $150,000USD
Mieszkam
Sam/Sama
W Domu
Znajomi Odwiedzają Mnie Okazjonalnie
Jestem Palaczem
Nie
Piję Alkohol
Tak - Towarzysko
Osobowość
W Liceum Byłem Uważany Za
Wyluzowany
Moje Zachowanie Społeczne Jest
Żartowniś, Flirciarz, Przyjacielski, Otwarty
Mój Pomysł Na Dobrze Spędzony Czas To
Klub/Bar, Picie Alkoholu, Spędzanie Czasu z Przyjaciółmi, Chodzenie Do Kasyna, Pójście Na Koncert, Wyjście Do Muzeum, Imprezowanie, Czytanie Książki, Relaks, Przebywanie w Domu, Próbowanie Nowych Rzeczy
Moi Znajomi Opisują Mnie Jako Osobę
Przyjacielski, Ktoś Kim Chcieliby Być, Wyluzowany, Chłop Ze Wsi, Zabawny
Poglądy
Moja Religia To
Inny
Uczęszczam w Nabożeństwach
Nigdy
Mój Rodzaj Humoru To
Oschły/Sarkastyczny, Przyjacielski
Gust, Smak
W Telewizji Zawsze Oglądam
Wiadomości, Dokumentalne, Komedie Sytuacyjne, Filmy, Sport
Jak Idę Do Kina, To z Reguły Oglądam
Akcji, Komediowe
Kiedy Słucham Muzyki, Zawsze Słucham
Klasyczna, Folklorystyczna, Latynoska, Rap, Rock
Szukam
Co Jest Dla Ciebie Atrakcyjne?
Inteligencja, Atrakcyjny Wygląd, Poczucie Humoru, Śmiałość, Spontaniczność, Moc, Flirciarz, Dowcipny
Jakiego Szukasz Związku?
Przyjaciel, Randka